All The Single Ladies!!!
So I just started working in downtown Atlanta and I must say it’s a whole new world. Yes it’s over flowing with single black men but Ladies you are not what they want: they want your man not you. So what are you to do when you find yourself being classified as a single woman looking to mingle, and there’s no one to mingle with? Follow these steps and you’ll be alright. . .
1. Move out of Atlanta!!! Go somewhere else or at least visit friends and family who live out of state and do this more frequently. See they’ll think you are coming for them; they don’t need to know you are on the prowl.
2. If you are more modern than others, try these online dating sites.
3. Advertise; tell others that you are looking just in case they know someone.
And if all fails. . . .
4. Go back home and find your husband!!! Find that JSS or high school guy that you kind of liked and locate him on Facebook, see if he’s still single and get to planning.
Statics say 44% of Black women will never get married. I say I’m not Black I’m African so I have no fear, I have men back home waiting and longing for their African queen to arrive so whatever. LOOOOL
What do you say we start saving to go find the single man of someone else’s dream but will fit fine in my dream too. LOL.
PS: Ignore those stupid sayings that 30 is the new 20 and 40 is the new 30. No honey, 30 is freaking 30 so start taking your calcium pills and working out.
Just a thought!
Cindilola J
lmao @ 30 is freaking 30. Good one Cindilola. Only prob is knowing ya'll US single ladies, you may be a tad bit too "uppity" for the african bro's on the other side. While they love the bootylicious women, they also want someone to say, "how loud?", when they ask you to "bark like a dog."
ReplyDeleteLOL. 30 is freaking 30! that's funny.
ReplyDeleteplease let me know when we are going on the trip joh
why you all always giving us singles and afri brothers a bad name. see akeem came from way back there and was nicer than curly hair brother. and if you don't know what movie that is...mmmm
ReplyDeleteAkeem also had his face pasted on some money. Score that kind of guy, problem solved.
ReplyDeleteYes o Akeem could afford to be all that cuz he didn't really need the money. No comparison back to real life. I don't know that ill say how loud? Why the freak do u need me to bark? Well dammit if I say I need shoes I better hear how many? LMAO Boy I'm funny.
ReplyDeletelool who says we'll go all the way there to get no money brother. ...lol. yep i said it
ReplyDeleteDesperate times, desperate measures!
ReplyDelete@ 30 being 30 - absolutely agree. Attimes, folks acan be so delusional. You're getting older; apreciate it and DEAL with it. Not lie to yourself.
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